Advocate Hindi Joke


Ek advocate ne apna naya office khola..
Use aadmi office ke andar aata dikha...
Advocate phone utha kar bola - Dekho, Ray Bahadur Chunnilal se kaho ki meri jagah se case jeet gaye hai..

Fir aadmi aandar aa gaya
Wakil Sahab bole - Ji Janab, Farmaiye, Me aapki kya seva kar sakta hu ?
Aadmi hichkichate hue bola - Main to aapka phone thik karne aaya hu... 

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Sad SMS for Ex-Girlfriend

Baazi jeet kar bhi mein hara tha
Dil ka har armaan mene mara tha
Per bhula nhi saka mein us lamhe ko
Jo lamha mene tere sang gujara tha..  :(

Dosti SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Jab bhi doston ka jiker cheda jayega
Ek dost mujhe hamesha yaad aayega
Bhul jaunga apni zindagi ke sare gum
Jab zuban per naam tumhara aayega

Hindi Miss You SMS For Girlfriend 140 Character

Tere sms ka mein intezar karta hu
Teri hansi se mein pyar karta hu
Kasam khuda ki na bulayenge tujhe
Khud se jayada apne rishte per aitbar karta hu

Bewafa SMS in Hindi For Girlfriend

Log puchte hain meri kahani
Mein apni zubani kyun bataun
Mana mera dil toda hai aap ne
Lakin mein apne aansu kyun dikhaun??

Romantic SMS For Girlfriend in Hindi

Dil karta hai tere pas aa jaun
Teri bahon mein kho jaun
Tu de mujhe apni zulfon ka saya
Or mein teri godi mein sir rakh ke so jaun.. 

Friendship SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Apni dosti hum kabhi bhula nhi sakte
Tere jaisa yaar dusra pa nhi sakte
Mana kar diya hai waqt ne door hume
Lakin hamare dil se aap door ja nhi sakte