Husband Wife Adult Jokes in Hindi

Height of Insult:
Suhagraat ko Husband Wife ko poori mehnat ke sath thok rha tha.

Tabhi Wife boli:
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Ab Daaal Bhi do ji, kab tak Ungli Karte Raahoge...

Adult Jokes in Hindi

Teacher student se: "Table pe ink kis ne girai hai.. ??

Is Line ko apni language me kis tarha kahoge.. ??
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Student:
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“Ye kis chutiya ke patte ne apni maa chudaai hai.. :)