Doctor Patient Hindi Joke

Doctor ek smoking karne wale patient ko dekh rha tha,

Doctor - Roz kitne sigaar pite ho?
Patient- 10

Doctor - Sigaar kitne ka aata hai?
Patient -  Jo main pita hu , wo 10 ka aata hai

Doctor - Aur kab se pi rahe ho?
Patient - 30 saal ho gaye

Doctor - Yani ki aaj ki tarikh tak tum smoking par koi 10 lakh rupye kharach kr chuke ho
Patient - Jee haaan..

Doctor - Jante ho, agar tum sigaar na pite hote to mere clinic ke samne ka wo hotel aaj tumhra hota.

Patient - Doctor Sahab!! Aap sigaar pite hai?
Doctor - Nahi.

Patient - Wo hotel aapka hai?
Doctor - Nahi.

Patient ne nya sigaar sulgaya aur jor-jor se khanste hue bola
"Wo hotel mera hi hai"