Advocate Hindi Joke

Ek advocate ne apna naya office khola..
Use aadmi office ke andar aata dikha...
Advocate phone utha kar bola - Dekho, Ray Bahadur Chunnilal se kaho ki meri jagah se case jeet gaye hai..

Fir aadmi aandar aa gaya
Wakil Sahab bole - Ji Janab, Farmaiye, Me aapki kya seva kar sakta hu ?
Aadmi hichkichate hue bola - Main to aapka phone thik karne aaya hu... 

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Sad SMS for Ex-Girlfriend

Baazi jeet kar bhi mein hara tha

Dil ka har armaan mene mara tha
Per bhula nhi saka mein us lamhe ko
Jo lamha mene tere sang gujara tha..  :(

Dosti SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Jab bhi doston ka jiker cheda jayega
Ek dost mujhe hamesha yaad aayega
Bhul jaunga apni zindagi ke sare gum
Jab zuban per naam tumhara aayega

Hindi Miss You SMS For Girlfriend 140 Character

Tere sms ka mein intezar karta hu
Teri hansi se mein pyar karta hu
Kasam khuda ki na bulayenge tujhe
Khud se jayada apne rishte per aitbar karta hu

Bewafa SMS in Hindi For Girlfriend

Log puchte hain meri kahani
Mein apni zubani kyun bataun
Mana mera dil toda hai aap ne
Lakin mein apne aansu kyun dikhaun??

Romantic SMS For Girlfriend in Hindi

Dil karta hai tere pas aa jaun
Teri bahon mein kho jaun
Tu de mujhe apni zulfon ka saya
Or mein teri godi mein sir rakh ke so jaun.. 

Friendship SMS in Hindi 140 Character

Apni dosti hum kabhi bhula nhi sakte
Tere jaisa yaar dusra pa nhi sakte
Mana kar diya hai waqt ne door hume
Lakin hamare dil se aap door ja nhi sakte

Flirt SMS in Hindi For Girlfriend

Tum mehakti ho phoolon ki tarah
Jaise khilta hua gulaab ho tum
Chad jaye nasha tumhe dekh ker hi
Itni nashili sharab ho tum... :-)

Santa and Wife Joke in Hindi

Santa ki shaadi hui aur  teen mahine baad hi uska Beta ho gaya.
Santa -  Ye Humara bachha teen Mahine me kaise ho gya ? Aur har kisi ka  to kam se kam 9 mahino ke baad hota hai ?
Biwi -  Aap Bhi Na... Bade WO ho... ye baatao tumhri shaadi ko kitna time hua hai..?
Santa -  3 Mahine...
Biwi - Aur Meri shaadi ko?
Santa - hmm... 3 Mahine..
Biwi - Aur humara beta kitne time me hua hai?
Santa - Wo bhi 3 mahine baad..
Biwi - Total kitne Mahine Hue?"
Santa Khushi Se - Ohh Shitt Yaar, Time ka pata hi nahi Chala.. I am Sorry Jaan , Mene tum par shak kiya... 

Sad SMS for Busy Friend

Kabhi gamo se tumhri mulakat na ho,
Udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho,
Shiqayat ho to hume maaf kar dena,
Fursat mile to hume bhi yaad kar lena...

Santa Banta Joke in Hindi

Santa - Aaj mera fir kareena ko kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai ...
Banta - Oye.. Kya tune kareena ko kiss kiya hua hai..?
Santa - Nahi.. Lekin pehle bhi ek baar kiss karne ka dil kiya tha :)

Double Meaning SMS

GF - Mera top utaro!

BF - Done..

GF - Meri skirt utaro!

BF - done

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GF - Khabardar!!! Aaj ke baad mere

kapde pahne to mujhse bura koi

nahi hoga !!!! 

Hindi Sad Shayari for Lover

Aap rutha na karo yun humse,
Mere dil ki dhadkan badh jati hai,
Dil to aapke naam kr chuke hai,
Bas jaan hi hain baki, Magar wo bhi nikal jati hai..

Romantic Hindi Shayari for Girlfriend

Aankhon ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi sirf aapko hi basaya hai,
Aapke bin hum jeeyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina bhi koi jee paya hai..

Funny SMS for Girlfriend

Tere pyar ki roshani aisi hai,
Ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
Sochta hu ki ghar ki bijali katwa hi du,
Kambakht bil bahut aata hai.. :)

Sad Shayari in Hindi

Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana,
Chahe wo apna ho ya begana,
Dil ki baatain bas samjhata hai dil,
Inhe kya samjhayega ye zalim zamana???

Romantic Hindi SMS for Girlfriend

Yaad karne ke liye koi chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki tasvir chahiye,
Par tasvir aapki hmara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyuki ye apki tarah kabhi muskura na sakegi..

Husband Wife Adult Jokes in Hindi

Height of Insult:
Suhagraat ko Husband Wife ko poori mehnat ke sath thok rha tha.

Tabhi Wife boli:
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Ab Daaal Bhi do ji, kab tak Ungli Karte Raahoge...

Adult Jokes in Hindi

Teacher student se: "Table pe ink kis ne girai hai.. ??

Is Line ko apni language me kis tarha kahoge.. ??
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“Ye kis chutiya ke patte ne apni maa chudaai hai.. :)

Hindi Jokes for College

Management k ek student ne ek ladki ko kiss kar liya,
Ladki - ye kya hai.
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Ladka - ise direct marketing kehte hai.
Ladki ne us Ladke ko khich k chaata maara...
Ladka - ab ye kya tha?
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Ladki - ise kehte hai customer feedback...
Ladka fir kiss kar k bhagne laga aur bola - ye tha customer satisfaction....