Flirt SMS in Hindi For Girlfriend

Tum mehakti ho phoolon ki tarah
Jaise khilta hua gulaab ho tum
Chad jaye nasha tumhe dekh ker hi
Itni nashili sharab ho tum... :-)

Santa and Wife Joke in Hindi

Santa ki shaadi hui aur  teen mahine baad hi uska Beta ho gaya.
Santa -  Ye Humara bachha teen Mahine me kaise ho gya ? Aur har kisi ka  to kam se kam 9 mahino ke baad hota hai ?
Biwi -  Aap Bhi Na... Bade WO ho... ye baatao tumhri shaadi ko kitna time hua hai..?
Santa -  3 Mahine...
Biwi - Aur Meri shaadi ko?
Santa - hmm... 3 Mahine..
Biwi - Aur humara beta kitne time me hua hai?
Santa - Wo bhi 3 mahine baad..
Biwi - Total kitne Mahine Hue?"
Santa Khushi Se - Ohh Shitt Yaar, Time ka pata hi nahi Chala.. I am Sorry Jaan , Mene tum par shak kiya... 

Sad SMS for Busy Friend

Kabhi gamo se tumhri mulakat na ho,
Udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho,
Shiqayat ho to hume maaf kar dena,
Fursat mile to hume bhi yaad kar lena...

Santa Banta Joke in Hindi

Santa - Aaj mera fir kareena ko kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai ...
Banta - Oye.. Kya tune kareena ko kiss kiya hua hai..?
Santa - Nahi.. Lekin pehle bhi ek baar kiss karne ka dil kiya tha :)

Double Meaning SMS

GF - Mera top utaro!

BF - Done..

GF - Meri skirt utaro!

BF - done

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GF - Khabardar!!! Aaj ke baad mere

kapde pahne to mujhse bura koi

nahi hoga !!!! 

Hindi Sad Shayari for Lover

Aap rutha na karo yun humse,
Mere dil ki dhadkan badh jati hai,
Dil to aapke naam kr chuke hai,
Bas jaan hi hain baki, Magar wo bhi nikal jati hai..

Romantic Hindi Shayari for Girlfriend

Aankhon ke samne hardam aapko paya hai,
Dil me bhi sirf aapko hi basaya hai,
Aapke bin hum jeeyenge kaise,
Bhala jaan bina bhi koi jee paya hai..