Advocate Hindi Joke

Ek advocate ne apna naya office khola..
Use aadmi office ke andar aata dikha...
Advocate phone utha kar bola - Dekho, Ray Bahadur Chunnilal se kaho ki meri jagah se case jeet gaye hai..

Fir aadmi aandar aa gaya
Wakil Sahab bole - Ji Janab, Farmaiye, Me aapki kya seva kar sakta hu ?
Aadmi hichkichate hue bola - Main to aapka phone thik karne aaya hu... 

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Santa and Wife Joke in Hindi

Santa ki shaadi hui aur  teen mahine baad hi uska Beta ho gaya.
Santa -  Ye Humara bachha teen Mahine me kaise ho gya ? Aur har kisi ka  to kam se kam 9 mahino ke baad hota hai ?
Biwi -  Aap Bhi Na... Bade WO ho... ye baatao tumhri shaadi ko kitna time hua hai..?
Santa -  3 Mahine...
Biwi - Aur Meri shaadi ko?
Santa - hmm... 3 Mahine..
Biwi - Aur humara beta kitne time me hua hai?
Santa - Wo bhi 3 mahine baad..
Biwi - Total kitne Mahine Hue?"
Santa Khushi Se - Ohh Shitt Yaar, Time ka pata hi nahi Chala.. I am Sorry Jaan , Mene tum par shak kiya... 

Santa Banta Joke in Hindi

Santa - Aaj mera fir kareena ko kiss karne ka mann kar raha hai ...
Banta - Oye.. Kya tune kareena ko kiss kiya hua hai..?
Santa - Nahi.. Lekin pehle bhi ek baar kiss karne ka dil kiya tha :)

Hindi Jokes for College

Management k ek student ne ek ladki ko kiss kar liya,
Ladki - ye kya hai.
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Ladka - ise direct marketing kehte hai.
Ladki ne us Ladke ko khich k chaata maara...
Ladka - ab ye kya tha?
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Ladki - ise kehte hai customer feedback...
Ladka fir kiss kar k bhagne laga aur bola - ye tha customer satisfaction....

Doctor Hindi Joke SMS

Aadmi - Aapke behatarin ilaaj se mera bada bhala hua hai, Doctor Sahab..!!
Doctor - Hua hoga, Par muje yaad nahi aa raha hai ki mene aapka ilaaj aakhir kab kiya tha ??

Aadmi - Mera nahi, Doctor Sahab..!
      Aapke ilaaj se mere chacha parlok sidhaar gaye aur main unki jaydaad ka akela waris ban gya hu..

Sharabi Hindi Joke

Ek aamir sharabi ladkhadate hue ja raha tha..

Tabi uski padosan boli - Agar main aapki patni hoti to aapko zahar pila deti.
Sharabi - Devi ji, agar aap meri patni hoti, to main zehar pehele hi pi leta

Doctor Patient Hindi Joke

Doctor ek smoking karne wale patient ko dekh rha tha,

Doctor - Roz kitne sigaar pite ho?
Patient- 10

Doctor - Sigaar kitne ka aata hai?
Patient -  Jo main pita hu , wo 10 ka aata hai

Doctor - Aur kab se pi rahe ho?
Patient - 30 saal ho gaye

Doctor - Yani ki aaj ki tarikh tak tum smoking par koi 10 lakh rupye kharach kr chuke ho
Patient - Jee haaan..

Doctor - Jante ho, agar tum sigaar na pite hote to mere clinic ke samne ka wo hotel aaj tumhra hota.

Patient - Doctor Sahab!! Aap sigaar pite hai?
Doctor - Nahi.

Patient - Wo hotel aapka hai?
Doctor - Nahi.

Patient ne nya sigaar sulgaya aur jor-jor se khanste hue bola
"Wo hotel mera hi hai"